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New York
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Detectives Force Family to Do Their Missing Person Job
Detectives in Los Angeles are missing in action. They’re supposed to be looking for Hannah Kobayashi, who vanished…
December 1, 2024
Truck Spontaneously Combusts into an Explosive Fireball
The exploding truck wasn’t an act of domestic terror, Queens police assure rattled residents. Simply a plumber with…
November 12, 2024
Drastic Action Finally Taken in Shocking Turn of Events
The Bedford-Stuyvesant street aquarium is a much bigger story than it seems. On one level, it’s a simple…
October 31, 2024
Masterpiece of MAGA Sabotage Singles Out Lonely Democrats
Sabotaging Democrats may not be nice but conservatives find what one MAGA troublemaker did hilarious. Nobody was physically…
October 6, 2024
Community Outraged After Vandals Destroy…
The Bedford-Stuyvesant community in Brooklyn, New York has been conducting a fascinating study in sociology without even thinking…
September 30, 2024
Breaking: False Alarm While Downplaying New Trump Breach
Security says the rumors of explosives discovered at Wednesday’s Donald Trump rally in Long Island, New York were…
September 19, 2024
They Are Now Worried About a Possible Melania Trump Assassination [Details]
Now that there’s been two attempts to take Donald Trump’s life, security around Melania is extra tight. They…
September 18, 2024
Secret Service Detail Arrest Aggressive NYC Radical
The Secret Service, under the watchful eyes of a new acting director, weren’t taking any chances with an…
August 2, 2024
City Worker Whacks Beloved Ex-Mobster
The city worker had no idea he ran over, and decapitated, a pedestrian. It was totally an accident.…
June 25, 2024
Homeland Security Allowed Eight ISIS Terrorists to Wander Free
It seems that Homeland Security let eight Tajik terrorists wander around loose in Los Angeles, New York and…
June 19, 2024