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Masterpiece of MAGA Sabotage Singles Out Lonely Democrats
Sabotaging Democrats may not be nice but conservatives find what one MAGA troublemaker did hilarious. Nobody was physically…
Community Outraged After Vandals Destroy…
The Bedford-Stuyvesant community in Brooklyn, New York has been conducting a fascinating study in sociology without even thinking…
Breaking: False Alarm While Downplaying New Trump Breach
Security says the rumors of explosives discovered at Wednesday’s Donald Trump rally in Long Island, New York were…
They Are Now Worried About a Possible Melania Trump Assassination [Details]
Now that there’s been two attempts to take Donald Trump’s life, security around Melania is extra tight. They…
Secret Service Detail Arrest Aggressive NYC Radical
The Secret Service, under the watchful eyes of a new acting director, weren’t taking any chances with an…
City Worker Whacks Beloved Ex-Mobster
The city worker had no idea he ran over, and decapitated, a pedestrian. It was totally an accident.…
Homeland Security Allowed Eight ISIS Terrorists to Wander Free
It seems that Homeland Security let eight Tajik terrorists wander around loose in Los Angeles, New York and…
Breaking News: Famous Star Beaten to a Pulp
One of my favorite cable TV shows was “Boardwalk Empire.” To anyone that is up on the history…
Dem Controlled City Under Military Occupation Threat, National Guard Deployed
I’ve been to New York City a handful of times in my life, and every single time I…
Republicans Lose Crucial House Seat
Nobody really expected Republicans to hold on to the seat vacated by disgraced lawmaker George Santos. He held…