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Sabotaging Democrats may not be nice but conservatives find what one MAGA troublemaker did hilarious. Nobody was physically hurt and he spent his own money. It may be mean but buying a whole bunch of tickets to a speed dating event, then not using them, is perfectly legal.
Speed dating Democrats
The speed dating rounds were over a whole lot faster than some Manhattan Democrats were expecting. That’s because a “Trump supporter” sabotaged the Progressives only event “by buying a bunch of tickets, then no-showing.”
Frustrated liberal women were forced to return home to their cats or make the best of it with a female partner. Since they’re all gender-fluid, the lack of male companionship shouldn’t be much of a hindrance in the long run.
The organizer of the event was miffed. What happened isn’t good for their reputation and they planned to hold many more of these money making encounters focused on New York Democrats.
Amber Soletti, the “facilitator” of “Date a Dem Speed Dating,” explains a call came in from a blocked number “shortly before the event.” It was set up for September 18 at The Rose on West 25th Street in Chelsea. Nobody noticed that was the same day as Trump’s rally on Long Island.
The caller had some horrible news for lonely Democrats. Amber can’t repeat exactly what the deplorable saboteur said but “the gist of what was said by this individual was ‘F your snowflake event, we’re not coming, we’re all at the Trump rally.’”
After the initial shock wore off, they did some checking in the records and realized one person “bought several male tickets.” By not using them, the prankster left an awkward situation. “the ratios were skewed.” While that made mingling a challenge, the two men who were there made the most of it. One of them was Keith Burgun.
Hopeful singles stunned
“When I got there,” Keith relates, “it was just me, one other guy and about 10 women.” Everyone, especially the women, were “stunned at the situation,” Denisha McPherson added. The 38-year-old project manager came in from Brooklyn hoping to meet the man of her dreams.
“We kind of shook our heads and said, ‘How polarized are we that someone would do something this unhinged.‘” Democrats cultivated that situation for years, so shouldn’t complain now.
Embarrassed organizers “scrambled to pivot from the original format, which was for singles to go on multiple three to five-minute dates.”
They didn’t want to set the two eligible Democrats up with a string of five women each and let them battle it out for someone to go home with. Instead, Bergun relates, “we all just sat in a circle and basically had a little discussion.”
According to the 42-year-old game developer from the wilds of Westchester, Connecticut, they chatted about “what people’s experiences were dating and what they’re looking for.” The event was only open to single Democrats between 30 and 45 and tickets were $35 a pop. The math indicates the deplorable spoiler dropped $280 on his prank.
Since Burgun has a degree in political science, a conservative partner wouldn’t make it through dinner. “Somebody who supports the Republican party right now, I wouldn’t be able to have an intimate relationship with.” He apparently went home with the other guy. “Burgun did not make a love connection, but found a potential pal.” He “matched with one person as a friend, which was nice.“
