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Joe Biden is too frail and demented for a trip to India. Instead, his handlers cajoled the leaders of Australia, India and Japan “to schlep to Delaware for the annual four-nation ‘Quad‘ summit next week.” To make things easier on the Secret Service they can hold it in Joe’s basement. They can clear away the boxes of classified documents and get out the card tables. He’ll have plenty of ice cream for everyone, Joe promises. Afterward, they can all go swimming.
Biden shuffles summit
Thanks to Joe Biden and his failing grip on reality, on September 21 they will hold the annual Quad summit in the travel mecca of Wilmington, Delaware. India was supposed to be hosting this year but they can do the next one.
New York Post notes Joe’s home town is “a relative desert of cultural and culinary attractions 120 miles northeast of the nation’s capital.”
It seems like Joe Biden has spent more time in Delaware than D.C., with most weekends spent shopping or lounging on the beach. He’s been making regular appearances at church. He happens to attend the same one as the family mole, “One Eye.”
Former director of the Federal Bureau of Instigation Louis Freeh is a proven family loyalist who discovered the perfect way to keep his meetings with Joe off the visitor logs. They chat at church every chance they get, and catch up on who’s being investigated for what.
The propaganda department couldn’t come out and admit that Joe Biden can’t even remember his own name and was videoed at the 9/11 events trying on a MAGA cap.
The “official” reason for forcing everyone in the delegations of three nations to change their travel plans at the last minute is “to show how ‘deep‘ his bonds are with Prime Minister Fumio Kishida of Japan, Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India and Australia Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.”
Lunch at the golf course
Once the dry and boring meetings are over, Biden can’t wait to take his friends for a tour of his town. They can join him for lunch at the nearby golf course or a little bargain hunting at the Jos. A. Bank retail store. They can even come along to church and he’ll introduce them to Freeh.
The press notes Joe “is expected to habitually return on weekends for the remainder of his presidency, which ends January 20.” Unless, he’s yanked out sooner.
After he was caught stashing classified documents in the garage, next to his Corvette, the special prosecutor charged with investigating him said he deserved criminal charges. There was only one little problem. Joe Biden was too incompetent to stand trial so filing charges would be pointless. If he’s too incompetent for trial, he shouldn’t be running the government.
That’s okay, his staffers assure, he’s never been doing anything important since the beginning. He signs what he’s told to sign, stands where he told to stand, reads what they put on his teleprompter, eats a whole lot of ice cream and naps most of the day.
“This will be President Biden’s first time hosting foreign leaders in Wilmington as president — a reflection of his deep personal relationships with each of the Quad Leaders, and the importance of the Quad to all of our countries,” the press corps bubbles. It’s a reflection of his inability to travel.
They’re afraid if Joe Biden goes to India, he might wander away and they won’t be able to find him. His handlers can’t take the chance. Some remote customer service agent could end up with our nuclear launch codes.
