Alexander Soros and Huma Abedin have just announced their engagement. That, conservatives say, surely sounds like a marriage made in the evil depths of Deep State Hell. The son of Satan manages all the Open Societies money and Hillary Clinton’s “intimate” ex-advisor has apparently been pulling him around by his wiener. Back in the day, Huma was so busy keeping Hillary satisfied that her ex-husband, “Carlos Danger,” went to prison for inappropriately texting an underage girl. Anthony’s been reportedly sniffing around her lately, since he got out of jail. After all, they do have kids together. The problem is that his bank account isn’t nearly as big as the one Alex packs.
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No matter what it says in the World Economic Forum social notices, the impending marriage between Alexander Soros and Huma Abedin is clearly an attempt to forge an alliance with the Clintons, their foundation, and all the other pies they have their fingers in.
Allegedly, Hillary’s had her finger in Huma’s pie for years but Ms. Abedin’s always had a taste for a little wiener once in a while. Huma’s been avoiding the front page since Hillary was iced out by Trump back in 2016. Suddenly, she’s making headlines again in a big way.
Someone leaked “exclusively” to Page Six that “Soros popped the question six weeks ago, and the couple were spotted recently celebrating the happy news in Italy.” The photos clearly show a couple blissfully in love. You can practically smell the pheromones in the air.
Alex Soros and Huma Abedin are getting married pic.twitter.com/86VhEMgDHu
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) July 10, 2024
“The best way I can describe the relationship is effortless,” a friend of Abedin’s for over 15 years relates. She acts like she’s 16 again. “After a lot of tumultuous years for Huma, she’s relaxed and happy and in love.” All that money doesn’t hurt.
Rumors have been swirling. The “Democratic political insider and the son of billionaire Democratic donor George Soros were first linked earlier this year when the duo posted a cozy pic from a Paris restaurant for Valentine’s Day.”
Abedin confirmed at the time that they were “dating” like rabbits. “Happy Valentine’s Day,” She posted with a blush.

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When the pair were spotted at the 2024 Met Gala together in May, the paparazzi were sure to comment on the “green gown with butterfly appliqués designed by Erdem,” worn by the 47-year-old.
They weren’t real impressed with the basic gray tuxedo Soros wore but did think the “gold bug pin” in his bowtie, which matched Huma’s dress, was a nice touch.
Reportedly Alex and Huma have been “celebrating their engagement in Italy.” When they manage to crawl out of their room for food, Abedin’s been described as “relaxed, happy and in love.”
Alex Soros and Huma Abedin are engaged pic.twitter.com/byoHq6L1Zl
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 10, 2024
Son of Soros appears to be enjoying the benefits as well. Some are speculating that Hillary put her up to it.
According to an unnamed “former senior Clinton aide,” They’re “a classic Clinton World couple. Alex is the perfect match for Huma.” They probably have all sorts of things in common. One thing we know for certain is that both are “major Democratic political players.”
Abedin “has long been considered a ‘second daughter‘ to Hillary.” That especially close friendship continues. Alex’s real dad, George Soros, “is worth $6.7 billion.” He was also “one of the top 10 donors to Hillary’s presidential run in 2016, contributing more than $9.5 million to the campaign.” It will be interesting to see if anyone props up Joe Biden’s failing campaign. Maybe that’s why Joe isn’t worried about cognitive tests.