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With Joe Biden on perpetual vacation, Americans are beginning to wonder who’s running the country. Hurricane Helene left “at least 100 people” confirmed dead. Another 600 remain missing and the entire Southeast looks like a swamp. Joe “phoned in” his instructions to FEMA, he claims. Meanwhile, Israel is about to go head-to-head with Iran. Joe may finally be back in the White House but he’s still out to lunch. Over in the next room, the spin doctors were shooting Kamala Harris looking presidential, sporting a pair of unplugged headphones and a blank sheet of notes.
Biden has a phone
Joe Biden can screw up America from wherever he is. He has a phone and he still remembers how to use it, he snarled at reporters. New York Post wants to know. “Who’s making the decisions back in Washington?” Certainly not Joe, they conclude.
Once they hauled the great white whale in off the beach, they stuck him in front of reporters to talk about the latest weather disaster. One which FEMA doesn’t seem to have any money to help, since they spent it all on illegals.
The big guy was clearly unhappy about being shoved in front of the press to do Kamala’s job. She iced him out so it’s her problem now. “He gave lethargic, scripted remarks” on Monday, the post observes. “during which (again!) he claimed to ‘have a cold.‘”
Biden got testy and “snapped at a reporter who asked why he was holed up in his vacation home in Delaware and not in Washington during the worst of the storm.” Joe actually had an answer for that. “It’s called a telephone.” Like the one he used to talk to Hunter’s business friends with.
While around “2 million homes and businesses” were sitting without power, Joe’s handlers were more concerned with his image than getting relief to towns in Appalachia.
Impoverished towns, which were “completely blindsided by flooding and landslides that decimated whole communities and washed out roads, leaving residents stranded and cut off from emergency crews.” Biden will sign whatever they tell him to sign as soon as they figure it out. Same as always.
Forgotten but not gone
“President Biden, yeah, he’s around here somewhere. I saw him in the kitchen bugging staff to get him some ice cream a while ago,” aides are likely to inform.
Ever since his debate with Donald Trump exposed his dementia for all to see, his minions have been hiding him from view. Last week at the UN he forgot where he was.
On Wednesday, with world leaders gathered in New York, Joe welcomed them all “to Washington.” The next day, he referred to Kamala Harris as his “boss.” The scary part is he meant it. Harris, meanwhile, doesn’t want the job.
It would ruin her chances to get elected if they saw her actual talents are worse than what Biden can do. Not only is she a waste of taxpayer money on the performance side, she drives the help away in droves. That’s unusual for people who generally ride out one administration after another as career civil servants.
The real clincher came on Sunday. When reporters asked him about Israel’s “strikes in Yemen,” where the IDF blew up two crucial shipping ports and the power stations serving a million Palestinians, he had no idea it even happened.
The only strike he knows about is the one with the East Coast longshoremen. Biden answered back that he’s a strong supporter of “the collective bargaining effort.” The Ayatollah was happy to hear it. Joe’s confusion was the best thing he’s heard about in weeks.
