Whether Haitian migrants are eating neighborhood pets and wildlife or not, they’re terrible drivers and generally annoying the local population. That’s why Ohio Governor Mike DeWine “will send law enforcement and millions of dollars in health care resources to the city of Springfield.” Of course, Donald Trump’s comment at Tuesday’s debate had nothing to do with his decision. Fact checkers are rushing to debunk the rumors. The reports are actually coming in from towns around Springfield, so Trump was lying, they say. Meanwhile, there’s a 911 audio tape making the rounds about four Haitians. They were carrying geese from the neighborhood park, apparently home for dinner.
Haitian migrants cause havoc
Haitian migrants residing near Springfield, Ohio, are at the center of some scandalous claims. City officials swear up and down the rumors are false and greatly exaggerated. At the same time, everyone in the vicinity is keeping a close eye on their pets.
Meanwhile, wildlife using local parks for habitat have been disappearing. In one case, four at a time. On Tuesday, before Donald Trump took the stage in Philadelphia for his big debate with Kamala Harris, the state’s governor sent in the troops.
On September 10, Governor DeWine announced that he still loves migrants. He “doesn’t oppose the Temporary Protected Status program under which some 15,000 Haitians have arrived in the city” since 2020.
It would be really nice if the Democrats would help pay for all the hungry Haitians but the federal government won’t return his calls. Hours before Trump shined a glaring spotlight on the crisis, he made the big announcement to send in troops.
The day before, Republican Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost “drew attention to the crisis when he directed his office to research legal avenues — including filing a lawsuit — to stop the federal government from sending ‘an unlimited number of migrants to Ohio communities.‘”
Thousands of allegedly “temporary” Haitian asylees headed straight for Springfield. The violent gangs and voodoo rituals came with them. “Longstanding unrest in their home country has given way to violent gangs ruling the streets” of Ohio.

Training for drivers
DeWine pointed out that he’s already dumped a bunch of money into helping with “education and training for drivers.” He also had to pick up the tab for “more vaccines and health screenings in schools.”
Because none of the migrants speak English, he dropped another bundle on “translation services.” Now, it’s time, he says, to dig even deeper into the taxpayer pocket. He’s “taking additional action.”
His staff can’t get anything done at the office because the phone lines have been melting down with complaints about migrants. “These dramatic surges,” the governor acknowledges, “impact every citizen of the community, every citizen,” he emphasized by saying twice. Neighboring communities of Findlay and Lima are also affected. American citizens can’t access basic services. Everyone’s been complaining loudly.
“Moms who have to wait hours in a waiting room with a sick child, everyone who drives on the streets, and it affects children who go to school in more crowded classrooms.” They’re a menace on the road. “These Haitians are running into trash cans. They’re running into buildings. They’re flipping cars in the middle of the street, and I don’t know how like y’all can be comfortable with this,” local resident Anthony Harris complained at a recent city council meeting on August 28.
By Wednesday, the governor promises, “the Ohio State Highway Patrol will be dispatched to help local law enforcement with traffic issues that officials say have cropped up due to an increase in Haitians unfamiliar with US traffic laws using the roads.” That’s only for starters. He’s also “earmarking $2.5 million over two years to provide more primary health care through the county health department and private health care institutions.”
He didn’t mention the missing pets blamed on hungry migrants. Or, the 911 call to the Clark County Sheriff. “I’m sitting here, I’m riding on the trail, I’m going to my orientation for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there was about four of them, they all had geese in their hand.” The caller also informed the dispatcher, “two men and two women — were each clutching one of the birds when they took off in a gray Toyota Tacoma truck. The caller gave a portion of their license plate he was able to make out.” They were probably tasty.