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Innocent Palestinians are fleeing Lebanon in herds. After what happened in Gaza, they took this round of Israeli warnings seriously. Prime Minister Najib Mikati is shocked at the scale of mass voluntary evacuation, calling it “possibly the worst displacement crisis in the tiny country’s history.” Officials estimate “intense Israeli attacks may have forced up to a million people to flee.”
Leave Lebanon now
With a million people running for their lives from Lebanon, Syria has a sudden immigration crisis. The last one they want to see right now is Antony Blinken.
They’re sending for Kamala Harris and Alejandro Mayorkas for expert advice on how to move all those people across the border. That makes them the only ones in the entire Middle East still on speaking terms with U.S. Democrats.
Roughly “one sixth of Lebanon’s population” came to the sudden realization that they’re living way too close to Hezbollah units.
Being used as a human shield doesn’t pay much. They don’t even qualify for the 72-virgin deal which comes with being “martyred.” Lebanon suddenly seemed a little to hot for comfort.
On Friday, Israeli fighter jets came screaming across the border to drop a little message on Hezbollah High Command. Their spies confirmed Hassan Nasrallah was in his HQ bunker, six floors below Beirut under a residential apartment building.
One 80-ton bunker busting bomb did the trick. At first, his troops reported their commander was “fine.” They didn’t totally lie. He won’t be bothered by anything, ever again. From what the medical examiner reported, as it says in the Bible, Nasrallah had a head-on collision with God. There wasn’t a mark on his body, so the ME in Lebanon ruled it “blunt force trauma.”
A shift in focus
Ordinary Palestinian residents in Lebanon aren’t nearly as hard-core in their political views as the terrorist Hezbollah fanatics who infested their nation. When Israel says get out, while the getting is good, Lebanese pack up and make a run for the border.
In Gaza, most of the alleged civilians ignored the warnings. That proved they were really just Hamas terrorists out of uniform. When the tanks rolled in, they got squashed flat.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu made it crystal clear that he’s about to do the exact same thing in Lebanon as he did in Gaza.
Hezbollah continues their unacceptably aggressive behavior, lobbing rockets into Jewish territory day and night. It’s going to end, end now, and he’s going to eradicate each and every Hezbollah operative. One-by-one if that’s what it takes.
All the experts are watching Iran to see what happens next. The Ayatollah has been threatening a major strike since Israel assassinated a big Hamas commander, right under his nose.
He’s really upset over the death of Hassan Nasrallah. The top leader of Hezbollah wasn’t just a terrorist, he was “the terrorist.” Finding a replacement for him won’t be easy. Meanwhile, in Lebanon, they say don’t bother wasting time at the airport, steal a car if yours was bombed and don’t look back. That flash might be nuclear.
