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Every last one of us that has been in a relationship of any length has eventually had that moment where you and the other person decide to move in together.
That first few weeks or months that you are living together with your significant other may be the most eye-opening time of your relationship. It’s when you learn all those fun little things about your intended sweetheart that they had previously been trying so desperately to keep from you before you decided to go shopping for a bed and lamps.
Shoot, I’ve been married close to twelve years now and there’s stuff that I did when my wife and I first moved in together that I am still shocked that she didn’t just pack up and leave over. For example, I used to have a horrible habit of not throwing bread out until it was too late. One day, she goes into our brand-new kitchen to make a sandwich and finds a bread bag that looks like it has the cure for several diseases growing inside it.
There are some sick habits that some people eventually get cured of. Don’t worry, I don’t keep the bread for weeks anymore. Anyway, like I said there are some habits that you hear about and you wonder if the person that’s doing it is all there in the head.
For example, there was a guy who posted on Reddit not too long ago that absolutely defied description. He and his girlfriend had been living together for several months. One day while she was out with her friends, he decided he was going to be nice and clean their bedroom from top to bottom. A really good deep cleaning.
As the guy tells it, and please stop eating right now, he went to move their bed to clean behind the headboard and he saw a pair of used contact lenses. Then he saw another pair, and another, then another. Then he found the pile.
Every night for six months, instead of getting up and throwing away her disposable contact lenses, his girlfriend just threw them behind the headboard. It’s one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen in my life, and I was in the Navy.
I mean, think of the stuff that forms on a contact lens throughout the day. I bet you have an image of something pretty darned-sickening right now. Our friend didn’t tell us whether or not he confronted her about it, but I would like to imagine that she came home with him sitting on the couch and a big pile of months old used contact lenses sitting on the coffee table.
This is just another thing that shows how absolutely lazy and downright revolting some people can be.
