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CNN should report their alleged interview of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz as an “in kind contribution” because it was nothing but an “infomercial” style campaign ad. The Federalist observed that CNN “swaddled her in a security blanket.” The whole thing was a soft and fuzzy ball of fluff. There wasn’t a single pointed question in sight.
Kamala can cook
The American public learned for the first time on Thursday that Kamala Harris actually has a skill. She knows how to cook bacon. Actually, makin’ bacon is what got Harris her start in politics, just ask former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown.
When she sat down with Dana Bash, she had her wingman Tim Walz along for support. He helped use up half the time, so Harris wouldn’t look lost and confused, filling the time all by herself.
For the past month, Kamala has been cowering away from reporters. Her handlers love the image they’ve crafted for her and don’t want her to screw things up by going off the script.
BREAKING REPORT: @CNN had 41 MINUTES of Kamala Harris' and Tim Walz's joint interview and only released 18 minutes.
One of the edited segments is reportedly about the Green New Deal and fracking.
Only one way for us to know: RELEASE the unedited video and the FULL TRANSCRIPT! pic.twitter.com/WdB37ELsCE
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) August 30, 2024
Meeting the public part of the way, she sat for “a controlled, prerecorded interview.” On Thursday, August 29, she went on camera with vice presidential candidate Tim Walz “at her side like a chaperon.”
In between the efforts to separate viewers from their money with advertisements, the interview ran a full 18 minutes. Every time the network diverted fans to a commercial, they had “slick cut-aways showing the duo on the campaign trail in Georgia.” They covered such earth shattering topics as cooking.
Kamala was frying up some bacon on a Sunday morning, as usual, when Joe gave her a jingle to “tell her he was dropping out of the race.” She “grows her own hot peppers at home, too.” That will scare the Chinese.
Deeply touched and humbled
Because she knows deep down inside that she hasn’t a single qualification to run the United States of America, Kamala made sure to proclaim to the audience that she was “deeply touched and humbled” by “a photo taken at the Democratic Convention that showed her speaking at the big podium while her young grand niece looked on in the foreground.”
The host was sure to press that burning issue. “You didn’t explicitly talk about gender or race in your speech, but it obviously means a lot to a lot of people, and that viral picture really says it,” Bash fawned.
The interview was already short. Everyone who watched agrees that it “was a waste of time to focus on such fluff.” The opportunity to corner Kamala doesn’t come around often. “What if Harris decides not to do an interview for another month? Bash should not have squandered the moment.”
Kamala Harris' sit down with CNN wasn't an interview…..
It was a Vote-for-Kamala Infomercial. pic.twitter.com/wZObMX2bia
— CaitlinSinclairTV (@CSinclairtv) August 30, 2024
CNN made it even worse by spending half their time talking to Walz. They weren’t about to ask him about the statewide burning and looting he encouraged or any of his other scandals. Instead, they talked about his son.
Bash “rehashed the ‘stand out moment‘ at the convention when his son was seen cheering and crying as his father accepted the Democrat vice-presidential nomination.” They didn’t talk about the mob of Hamas sympathizers committing antisemitic atrocities outside the convention hall. His questions came in as soft as the ones they threw Kamala. Walz “blathered.” That means to “talk rapidly without making much sense.”
He thinks, “the one thing is, talking about the era we’re in, is our politics can be better. It can be different. We can show some of these things, and we can have families involved in this.” While everyone was trying to figure out if he actually said anything, he added, “and I hope that people felt that out there, and I hope they hug their kids a little tighter, because you just never know. Life can be kind of hard.” Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber.
