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Just Us Department
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Disgraced Christopher Wray Calls it Quits
Christopher Wray responded to calls for his resignation by resigning. While that should shut conservatives up for a…
Foreign Nationals Indicted For Swatting Spree Targeting Officials
Two foreign nationals have been indicted in connection with a string of high profile “swatting” incidents. When senior…
Judge Sides With QAnon Shaman
Feds got some bad news from Judge Royce Lamberth. He ordered that they have to give infamous “QAnon…
Trump Files Demand
Once and future President Donald Trump formally notified the Just Us Department that they can settle his pending…
Iran Attempts Trump Assassination
A Pakistani man with ties to Iran totally botched a plot to assassinate Donald Trump. The feds announced…
Government Contractor Responsible for Extensive Child Sexual Abuse
Our Department of Health and Human Services is totally responsible for rampant child sexual abuse. It was inflicted…
Garland Offers Boeing Sweetheart Deal
The Just Us Department thinks they can make a huge part of the Boeing mess go away with…
Florida Republican Expected to Force Vote on Merrick Garland Arrest
Merrick Garland is going to be the subject of intense House debate this week. That’s because Florida lawmaker…
Garland Can’t Waive Own Charges: Congress Lawyers Up for Court
Contrary to his delusional fantasies of omnipotence, Merrick Garland doesn’t really run this country. When Congress voted to…